

While I’m sure a small group will dedicate itself to climbing the leaderboards (fairly or unfairly) by playing for things like high scores and the longest time airborne, that group will not include me, especially since the current record for the latter is 2.5 years. What’s interesting about Goat Simulator is how close these broken, buggy features sometimes come to clever gameplay. What Goat Simulator has done is package that feeling of peeking behind the scenes into something weird but accessible, unhampered by the constraints of actual, serious gameplay.
#The real goat simulator game code#
The fun of watching a game’s code go insane is why we watch glitch-heavy speed runs or videos of Red Dead Redemption’s uncanny flying bird-cowboys. I wasn’t just wreaking havoc on characters, I was wreaking havoc on the game.

At one point, I found myself rapidly pelting protesters with a back-mounted pitching machine while making dead goats fall from the sky - it’s a long story - and started receiving error messages as the game frantically tried to spawn enough objects to satisfy my orders. Your goat accrues special powers and equipment like the jetpack, but it’s all toggled with the same key, making it just a matter of time before something goes horribly wrong. It’s possible to be thrown outside the game’s map into a no-man’s-land of rough textures and invisible walls, or to be dragged through the sky by some inexorable force if you fly too far into the void.Īt some point, it stops being a broken game and becomes a game about brokenness. When you climb, your head and neck gyrate grotesquely. It’s not uncommon to get accidentally stuck inside a prop or in some tiny gap between two large pieces of scenery, sometimes wearing several large metal accessories and dragging a hapless pedestrian with your 3-foot-long tongue. Goat Simulator is, to put it mildly, buggy. 'Goat Simulator' is, to put it mildly, buggy

It’s a very different game, the sort that asks you to push its limits in every sense of the word, even if those limits aren’t terribly challenging to reach. In Goat Simulator, neither the laws of man nor physics can stop you from doing just about whatever you want. But the fun of Surgeon Simulator is in how hard you have to work to do something as simple as pick up a phone. Both are slapstick physics games that spoof the straight-faced European simulator genre, home of titles like Farming Simulator and Street Cleaning Simulator. Once you’ve got the basic premise ("an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff"), is there any point in seeing it through? Is there a reason that Goat Simulator should require the transfer of actual legal tender and about a gigabyte of data onto your hard drive?Ĭonceptually, Goat Simulator is comparable to Surgeon Simulator 2013, another game jam experiment that became a full-fledged cult hit last year. It’s an indirect way of asking whether the game needs to be made at all. But the question isn’t just an expression of disbelief at the zany subject matter.
